
Sassy Cow Egg Nog Review
The best in the Midwest
Every nog, from five eggs down to one
Worth driving across Wisconsin for.

The best in the Midwest
A solid nog. Buy it again.

Real eggnog, real good

Organic fun for the whole family

Rich and creamy with the right amount of nutmeg
Fine, especially with enough whiskey.

Better than you might expect

Liquid. Frozen. Custard.

Putting the Soy in Soylent Night

I scream, you scream, we all scream for eggnog!

Trade comfort for convenience this holiday season
Drinkable in small doses.

You’d have to be coconuts to drink much more of this

Holiday spice and everything nice

Does what it says on the tin

More tapioca than nog
Pour it out.

The party favorite when there’s no other option

A low bar to calibrate your tastebuds with.

With enough booze anything will taste OK