Twin Pines Holiday Nogg Review

A low bar to calibrate your tastebuds with.

Tastes of watered down Splenda with added dishwater for foaminess. Faint hints of antiseptic flavoring (may be the ground nutmeg, which is the second to least most common ingredient, before yellow dye)

Would rate zero eggs if our scale allowed it.

One comment from another of our esteemed critics: “Gutter trash not fit for vagrant dogs”